What is going on
Not music related but I just died laughing
|—||I realize that I am bitter, and I plan on keeping it that way (via witchbitch)|
that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read
let’s talk about the universe and make out
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
My dash just got…