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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

So yeah when I was about 8, I was over my aunt's house and she had this guy over. Well, I woke up at about three in the morning and was THIRSTY AS FUCK, so I got up and went to go get a glass of water. I passed her room and heard her groaning an I thought the guy was hurting her. So dumbass 8 year old me ran in there and started hitting the guy in the back, his dick still inside her but both of them freaking out. My aunt doesn't bring guys over when I'm at her house anymore.
Anonymous

coluring:

I’M SORRY I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH

When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler strengthenizer  (via wanksclub)
houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild


from start to finish

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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breathless-sound:

monstrousityy:

moonstresss:

Okay so has anyone seen these beautiful portrayals of disney princesses if they were real? Ariel is my favorite :’)

The artist is Jirka Väätäinen and like these are amazing I have been waiting for this my whole life

Aurora is my fave :’)

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one