"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
|—||An overwhelmingly accurate statement (via insanity-and-vanity)|
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [insert URL here],
i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr
I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
I’m not really afraid of total failure, because I don’t think that will happen. I’m not afraid of succes, because that beats the hell out of failure. It’s being in the middle that scares me. I’ve done some mediocre stuff, and it really bothers me. Having to live with mediocrity is pretty scary. - Robert Downey Jr.