how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
I’M SORRY I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
from start to finish
I died laughing for 8 million years
so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”
his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret
well now 171 people know about this you had one job
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
wibbly wobbly booby woobies
human milk sacks
pillows for friends
boing boing bags
do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like
Okay so has anyone seen these beautiful portrayals of disney princesses if they were real? Ariel is my favorite :’)
The artist is Jirka Väätäinen and like these are amazing I have been waiting for this my whole life
Aurora is my fave :’)
I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one